When you're in school and you touch a piece of gum...
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The awkward moment when a walrus can tango better...
When you're trying to cheat and you make eye...
Being artistic on a dusty car
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In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..